Ode to Work or Stephanie has too much time on her hands

Originally Posted 9/22/10

So I mentioned earlier on facebook that I was writing a song called I Heart Work. Well during the creative process I've decided that it's more of a poem, although still can be put to music and dance steps if the mood should strike! I've also changed the name, I hope you all enjoy!!

Ode to Work
or Stephanie Has to Much Time on Her Hands
By Stephanie

I'm sittin' in my chair
Just keyin' out the mail
and I wanna go home

My butt is really hurtin
but I can't get up and move
and I wanna go home

Someone walked by that smelled like beer.
It sounds like a good idea...
and I wanna go home

I'm listening to music
and getting a headache
and I wanna go home

There's a rockin song on the ipod
and I want to dance around, but I can't
and I wanna go home

I have to be at my other job at 7:30
and I'd like to be in bed
and I wanna go home

They make announcements on the intercom
but they all sound like Charlie Brown's mom
and I wanna go home

They say I can leave early
but I'm broke
so I can't go home.

The End

Shiny First Post!

Originally posted 9/21/10

So I've decided to start this blog, with the encouragement of some friends, because apparently I have funny random moments (Pink Sparkly Moments!) that people usually think are funny. If you are not familiar with my Pink Sparkly Moments there are a few different kinds: 1. Me reverting back to a 6 year old (which happens more frequently that it should for me being 28); 2. Me having a ditzy or shallow moment (which also happens more frequently than I would like); and 3. Me living in my Stephanie Universe where everything works out the way I want it to (I am the Queen of the Stephanie Universe and I visit often, but not many others do....I wonder why??).

Anywho, that's a little background on the Pink Sparkly Moments. And not to leave you without experiencing one, my 6 year old self would like to share with you my most favorite commercial: